Melodies of the Bar - Blue Rondo a la Turk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OwVUqDGtLg

Blue Rondo a la Turk, sung by Dave Brubeck. This guy is freaking awesome; I couldn't sing like that man if I tried. I especially love how he sings so perfectly in 9/8 time. I play this song in my jazz band, and a lot of the performers have trouble transitioning from 9/8 to 4/4 and back. Pretty good song, I'd say, if a bit tricky to capture the rhythm of.

Mystical Displays of Witchcraft - 1942

Let's have one post that isn't hateful, shall we?

I've been playing a lot of NES games lately, and I've always been partial to vertical shooters. My favorite of the genre is 1942 on NES. I love the simplistic gameplay of it. Here's a video of it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQIB-O0DZm4

I suggest buying a cartridge and playing it all night, like I.

Nobleman's Account - The Behavior Of Certain Wenches

Sorry I haven't been updating, I've been a little carried away in thought. But I'm ready to share that now. I have a story; it's about my ex-girlfriend, how I'm nice, and how she's a bitch!

I have band classes with my ex-girlfriend in college. By some luck, I sit right next to her. We broke up nearly a year ago, and she's very sour about it. She's always been a passive-aggressive bitch to me since then, but I've been dealing with it. I haven't made any aggressive action toward her.

Then she cut my arm up with a sharp ring. All that shit's gonna change. Now normally I don't post this kind of personal matter on the internet for all to see, but none of my friends were available for me to vent to, so Blogger, here you are!

Any advice on how to be a spiteful person is appreciated.

Wenches of the Bitter Alleys

I've got one for ya, mate! Check it, I hate whores.

I hate all kinds of whores. I hate myspace whores, I hate Facebook whores, I hate fame whores, I hate attention whores, I hate cutter whores, I hate sexual whores, I just hate em all. Why, you ask, do I hate them? Well let me create a checklist:

I: They're unfunny.
II: They're sluts.
III: They take pictures at weird angles.
IV: Their shades are too big.

V: They try to take my money.
VI: They assume that I'm interested in whatever they have to say.
VII: They use two &'s, so instead of it being "Me & Him", it's "Me && Him". It's only ONE.
VIII: They have greasy-looking hair.

IX: They wear low-cut, slutty shirts and yell at people for staring at their chest.
X: If they read this, they'll post in anger, demanding tribute to their shopping fund (daddy's credit cards).

So there you have it, I hate whores. Check ya later.

Mumblings of the Red Seas Part I

Huh. I'm new to this whole blog thing. Hopefully I won't be too terrible at it. For now, I'll post some random musings, just to put something on the front page.

So I'm playing Soulcalibur IV online, and guess who I fight for the seventh time in a row? A Kilik noob. What's the big deal with this guy? Sure he has some nice range moves, but they're sluggish and easy to predict and outwit. Thrust pole forward? Sidestep. Triple forward-hits? Sidestep that bad boy. High to low? Sidestep that mofo. It's perplexing why so many people online would choose Kilik. He's almost as bad as Maxi.

...well I figured I'd have more to write about than this, but meh. I'll post moar later. Peace out, homeslices.